BoNy's Ten Things

ten things i really liked when i was a teenager that i don't much care for now:
1. Running
2. Talking To Hot Chicks on the Telephone
3. MTV or any of that music video crap
4. Badmitton & Ping Pong
5. Rollarskating with my Guy Friends
6. Breakdancing @ the Mall
7. Making Out in the Bushes
8. Sex With My Cousin
9. Wearing Speedos @ the Beach
10. Dressing Like An Old Lady Every Halloween
ten things i didn't much care for when i was a teenager that i really like now:
1. Watching Asians Playing Basketball
2. Polish Women In Daisy Dukes
3. Weekend Long Drunk Fests
4. Microwave PopCorn With No Butter
5. Old Naked Men @ the Nude Beach
6. Headbands
7. Watching the News
8. Obeying the Speed Limit To A Point
9. Seasame Seed Oil On My Feet
10. Czechoslobakian Pie Eating Contests

ten things i've never much cared for and very likely never will:
1. F*** Pizza Hut
2. Bald Pussy Cats
3. Friends That Let Friends Drive Drunk
4. Rude People
5. Riding the Same Rollar Coaster Over & Over Again
6. Warm Beer
7. Reading Anything
8. Guacamole, Cabbage, and Chitlins
9. Women That Can't Keep Their PieHole Shut
10. Robert Deniro Always Trying to Look Like Me

ten things i've always really liked and very likely always will:
1. Lesbian Porn
2. Drinking Till I Pass out
3. Fishing
4. Blue Skies and a Gentle Breeze
5. Frank Sinatra
6. Pizza with everything on it
7. The Beach
8. Dancing with the One I Love
9. Having My Hair Braided
10. Gabriella Savatini