Now you can have some Jesus Juice!

Michael Jackson's lawyers are desperately trying to stop a couple from producing a wine which they are planning to call Jesus Juice. This infamous beverage has been known to be used on little boys by Jacko. A producer for CBS and his wife have applied to trademark the term Jesus Juice. They have already produced the wine label which will feature a man hanging on a crucifix, wearing Jackson's trademark fedora hat, sequined glove and black loafers.

The man said: "My wife and I are hobby winemakers We made a few bottles for friends. We never wanted to sell it. We only trademarked it because we didn't want other people to try to make money off it.
"I apologize to anybody who is offended by this It was an irreverent idea that, in hindsight, I would discard - just like I'll probably discard those labels"


What was in the original juice? Like red wine and grape juice, right? Sick, why didn't he just give those kids some wine coolers? It's the same thing and comes in different flavors like peach fizz and very strawberry. He's a cheap fuck!

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