CLINTON SETS SIGHTS ON THE OLSEN TWINS-FRIENDS CLAIM

X-PRESIDENT Bill Clinton has two important goals these days -- promoting his new best-selling book -- and dating the Olsen twins, shocked insiders say. According to one of Clinton's friends, who asks to remain anonymous, "as soon as Mary- Kate and Ashley turned 18, Bill said: 'O.K., it's time to get jiggy with them!' " Clinton has kept an Olsen twins scrapbook for years, has every TV show and movie they've done on video, and even has a secret shrine to them in his Harlem office, according to his friend. "And Bill told me, 'since they're actresses, I want them to help me act out my Twin Cheerleaders and The Lumberjack fantasies.' " How the Olsens will respond to Clinton's overtures is anybody's guess, but if the past is any indication, few women have been able to resist the Clinton charisma. None of Clinton's wild urges surprises Harvard University sociology professor Dr. Emil Dupree, who describes it as "a mixture of several classic dynamics, including Older Man/Younger Woman, One Man/Two Women, Father/Daughter, Government/Show Business." As for Hillary's reaction, Clinton's friend explains, "She doesn't know. Yet. But it's just a question of time. I keep telling Bill if he starts dating the Olsens, he better take out castration insurance. "But he only replied, 'I can't help it. I've got Olsen Fever!'"